RX Shits and Giggles Pharmacy 

“Let’s Play Doctor”

Performance Concerns? Relax, We Have The Remedies.

Our Shits & Giggles Pharmacy believes laughter is the best medicine. We have identified the major performance problems, their explanations and the tonic that can make a difference. Our prescriptions are easy to swallow and side effects are stated plainly on the label. Rx bags look like the real thing, but they’re just for fun! A gift that can benefit both the men and ladies. All Rx ailment descriptions may be used on our coffee and wine labels.

Contents:

1. “Almost” authentic prescription bag.

2. Prescription label – explaining the ailment, our remedy and side effects.

3. Individually wrapped tongue depressor.

4. One 3 oz. bag of “Cure All” coffee sex coffee tonic! Makes 15 cups.

5. Gourmet candies aid in the healing (trust us).

6. Kinky Cocktail recipe – From our families box of homeopathic recipes. Use if the “cure all” tonic fails.

7. Discount coupon.

Our legal drug prescriptions have the best prices available and are the most fun.

* Candy may be substituted for coffee.

Cures What Ails You!

Coffee Health Facts – No Joke Here!

Six major studies have determined that coffee—

1. Helps lower your risk of diabetes.

2. Helps lower your risk of Parkinson's disease and colon cancer.

3. Helps Asthma.

4. Coffee is loaded with antioxidants.

5. Coffee boosts endurance and performance.

6. Coffee improves concentration.

7. Coffee supports your hearts wellness.

And The Good News Keeps Coming and Coming and Coming!

CPR... Coffee Provides Resuscitation”