Shits & Giggles Pharmacy RX Prescriptions*

Rx Erectile Disfunction? Prescription: Mycoxadrupin Instructions: Take orally as needed. Ailment: All Of Us Males At Some Time Will Experience E.D. If your “Best Friend” is looking at your shoes when it wants to see sunshine and blew skies then “Mycoxadrupin” is your lift me up beverage. One sip of Mycoxadrupin and “Mr. Happy” will be up and smilin’ again. Take as needed. Drupin isn’t good for Groupin’. Side Effects: Smiles, giggles, laughter, surprise and sometimes embarrassment. Prescriber: Dr. Peter Failen

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Curse of the Baby Boomer

Prescription: Mycoxafalin

Were you born in 1946 or later? Then you may be a candidate for the “Boomers Curse“. If your cock is failing you – not to worry! Mycoxifalin is our all natural remedy for sufferers of this dreaded ailment. Take as directed and return to your 1960’s and 1970’s performance level. Love is still free if you know where to look.

Side Effects – Laughter, giggles, surprise and sometimes embarrassment.

Quantity: 5 Doses.

Warning: Don’t discontinue taking without consulting your doctor.

Refills: Online

Pecker Reduction?

Prescription: Mycoxaflopin

Are you a victim of the penis enlargement craze and your pecker is floppin’ down your pant leg? Well, you’re in luck! Mycoxaflopin has been especially designed to return your member to its original length, guaranteed!

Take 3 times a day.

Side Effects – Laughter, giggles, surprise and sometimes embarrassment. 

Morning Wood?

Prescription: Mydixarizin

Do you wake up in the morning with Mr. Woody drilling a hole in your posture peedick mattress? If you don’t own the sex goddess “Glory Hole“ mattress to stuff that baby in, then the prescription Mydixarizin is for you.

Taken before bedtime, your woody will lay down like a fallen tree until your ready to “Get up“. Get a good nights sleep with Mydixarizin.

Side Effects – Laughter, giggles, surprise and sometimes embarrassment.

Orgasm Spasm?

Prescription: Clitaroll 

Enrich your orgasms with “Clitaroll“ - This sex potion enhances, strengthens and lengthens your orgasmic experience! Our potent love drink will take you “Over the Moon”. Add your lover and your orgasmic highs will be earth shattering!! Guaranteed to pleasure with or without a lover.

Caution: Women who are multi orgasmic use extreme caution. Women who O.D. on “Clitaroll” may experience a point of no return.

Side Effects – Laughter, giggles, surprise and sometimes embarrassment.

EMT – Medical Tip

Find her pleasure points and apply gentle pressure

Over sexed? (no such thing)

Prescription: Ibepokin

 Over sexed people may need to get their desires under control (maybe not)! If you’re an insatiable woman or Horny Porny then Ibepokin can help! Ibepokin returns you to a normal sex drive which keeps your friends from freakin’ out and your partner from wearing out (don’t believe it).

Side Effects – Laughter, giggles, surprise and sometimes embarrassment.