Ladies, if you are not a flame thrower, check out:

Man Be Gone

The New Spray Repellent That Protects You From Men Who “Don’t Get It”.

“Man Be Gone” was developed in our R&D department with astounding results! Finally, a repellent that makes the pesky critters back off.

Highly effective at clubs, party’s, Cafe’s, street corners, restaurants, strip clubs, breakups, anywhere men don’t get it. Can be used on internet weirdo’s. Just spray your screen and hit the delete button. Poof, they’re gone!

Important Notice:

In our continuing effort to save the planet we have discontinued the use of aerosol spray cans. They have been replaced by “ Hand Squirter “ bottles. These bottles are both safe and effective.

What we don’t understand is how there can be global warming if there is a hole in the ozone layer, doesn’t the heat escape?

Instructions: Please read carefully.

Hold “Man Be Gone” spray can 1–12 inches from your target. Push the button ( they pushed yours ) in a sweeping motion, covering Mr. Daaaa. If they are a “Testy Tick” repeat procedure. When encountering egomaniacs and the truly obnoxious, empty the the entire contents of the can on
them while screaming “Man Be Gone”. Works every time.

Contents: Our lab tested energy molecular mix of manners, intelligence, courtesy and sensitivity.

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Feel Safe – Feel Secure – Blast Away

“Man Be Gone Works Every Time”