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Meet Our Staff

Our Founders

 

World Headquarters

 

Our Boss
C. Dimmwitt Jr.

 

Fitness Motivational Director Dewey Buff

 

Systems Manager
Ken Krapps

 

Technical Director
Greg Geeks

 

CFO
Roland Dice

 

Sales and Marketing
Sam Sellers

 

Pubic Relations
Jim & John Johnson

 

Employee of the Year
“Doobie”

 

 

Plant Manager
Countess Been

Donna Dirtt

 

You should see our staff meetings!

 

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“Serving and Pleasuring
Adults Orally Since 850 AD“  

 In the Beginning there was coffee, I “Kid“ you not. A goat herder somewhere east of Eden ( 850 AD ) was tending his herd when a couple of the long beards got into the coffee bushes and started eating the beans, fruit actually. The coffee perked them up, got their juices flowing and they frolicked all night long! The herder witnessed this and ran home to his wife, spilled the beans and oral pleasures were here to stay.

Welcome coffee mates to Sexy Coffee Gifts, where we combine obscenely decadent coffee with sexual fun. Our coffee is the finest in the world, top shelf. As your roasters, we take great care and romance each and every bean to perfection. With hand roasted coffee, you and your lover's taste buds will be pleasured with Java that’s rich, smooth and easy to swallow.

Great coffee is like great sex – you can’t get enough. Cruise around our site and you’ll find coffee that is romantic, sexy, pleasurable and fun.  Enjoy!


            

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