50 Coffee Secrets

“ Why some lovers think coffee may be better than sex “

Coffee has been with us since 1500 A.D. ! We believe coffee has been instrumental in Sexual Performance. However, through the ages there are some who are of the opinion that at times, coffee may be better than sex! Maybe they’re thinking “easier“ rather than “better“. Here’s the wisdom that has been passed down by people who have tasted both. Their discoveries are listed below.

A long black coffee is indeed long and black.

A cappuccino is a guarantee of good head.

Coffee always goes down smoothly.

Coffee tastes great.

A cup of coffee never complains if you want another.

It’s forbidden to covet your neighbor’s ass, but the bible doesn’t mention his coffee.

You can make coffee last as long as you want.

Coffee doesn’t care how many cups you’ve had before.

Coffee comes in different flavors.

A cup of coffee doesn’t get mad if you drink from another cup.

The checkout chicks at the supermarket never give you “that look“ when buying your coffee.

The whole neighborhood can have coffee together without getting called a sick outfit.

When you’re done, it takes less than a minute to make another coffee no matter what mood your in.

A coffee will never leave you for a better drinker.

Your usual instant capuccino won’t feel hurt when you go out and order a hot Guatemalan coffee instead,

You can have coffee in front of heaps of people and not get stared at.

You can have coffee in the workplace without having to wait until everyone else has gone home.

Coffee never lies to you.

No one ever threw their back out while drinking coffee.

Grinding your coffee beans in a blender doesn’t hurt.

You don’t get arrested for enjoying coffee by yourself in a public place.

Coffee doesn’t insist on you buying clothes for it afterward.

They sometimes have free samples of coffee in the supermarket.

When referring to coffee types, you can ask your girlfriend to get a Brazilian for you and she won’t have an issue with it.

Coffee starts off hot and wet.

Coffee doesn’t make you gag when you swallow it.

Impotent sex is bad but impotent coffee is simply decaf.

It’s really easy to drink coffee standing up.

Coffee isn’t selfish. It will always leave you satisfied.

Coffee comes without much effort.

The only baggage coffee comes with is the wrapper.

Coffee is easy to swallow.

You don’t have to shower after having coffee.

You can fantasize about famous coffee.

If you don’t have a partner, you still have something to look forward to in the morning that will keep you going through the day.

Having coffee with a 90 year old person is not disgusting.

Coffee doesn’t complain if you drink without protection.

Coffee never complains when you spoon it.

It’s a lot easier to enjoy coffee on an airplane than it is to have sex.

You can have sex all night if you drink coffee all day.

You can easily drink coffee while driving.

Coffee never screams out someone else’s name.

You never have to dress for coffee. Coffee accepts you unconditionally.

Coffee never has a headache.

Coffee at work is free and everyone enjoys it.

Coffee that comes in small packages can be as equally delightful as that which comes in larger packages.

You don’t need to have a great “mug” to get great coffee.

Coffee never says “No”.

Coffee makers come with an instruction manual.

Good coffee is easy to find.

Coffee is always hot or very easily re-heated.

You can proclaim your love for coffee freely.

Coffee won’t cheat on you.

Coffee doesn’t ( fill in the blank )________________________ .